June 2012
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Dancing really is my cure for nearly everything.
Feel like shit because of…welll…stuff? Dance.
Need to feel like a sexy vixen? Sexy music whilst dancing in my underwear.
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The best new twitter feed: Zooey Asks Siri →
cognitivedissonance:
The tagline: “Sometimes I get confused, so I ask Siri…”
Recent tweets:
Siri, would my health insurance cover a rolley slide?
Siri, what does Santa get bad children of coal miners?
Siri, why do bubbles look like they’re made from rainbow?
Siri, how do you spell the sound that toes make when they rub together?
Siri, make a note: “A song about escalators that’s really a...
maledictor:
I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets
Reblog if you want (5) random questions.
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this-is-beauty replied to your post: My best friend and I have determined I’m going on my first “real person” date Saturday.
You’re not going to fuck this up. The thing about people who like to do interesting things is that they’re interesting even when not doing them.
*hug* Thanks. It’s a weird feeling for me right now since I’m normally am so self assured and...
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My best friend and I have determined I'm going on...
It’s the first time I’m going out with someone who I (a) didn’t already know through friends and who (b) I actually have interest in seeing again (provided things go well).
I actually want things to go well with cute pub boy unlike all the other guys I’ve been out with in Columbus who I see once and then have little to no interest in hearing from again.
I’m a bit...
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On the Kama Sutra
Biff: "Josh are you sure it doesn't bother you talking about this stuff when you will never be allowed to do it?"
Josh: "No it's interesting. It doesn’t bother you when I talk about heaven does it?"
Biff: "Should it?"
Josh: "Look! A Seagull!"
People, generally, suck.
– Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror (via shutupmexican)
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SHIT!
I just realized I agreed to a date the same day I was planning on going to Origins! Now I have to choose between an encounter with an attractive guy who I might eventually get to have sex with and meeting Felicia Day and Wil Wheaton.
I need to learn to plan things better.
May 2012
A radical dame who likes to play games: Say it... →
abaldwin360:
thisgingersnapsback:
Dr. George Tiller’s killing was not justifiable homicide, it was murder.
Blowing up abortion clinics is terrorism.
Defacing and covering abortion clinics in graffiti is vandalism.
Chanting “You’re next!” at doctors and clinic…
He also asked about us. He wanted to know who we were, what we did, and how we...
– Eulogy for Dr. George Tiller | The Shalom Center (via bthny)
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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Hatfields & McCoys was really really fucking good.
It was amusing seeing people freak out over who was going to live and die. Though it was sad seeing how many people thought the whole thing was fictional.
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Love me a cowboy show.
webber2button:
Especially when Boyd Holbrook is one of them.
Oh, the actual show’s really good too.
Yep. Reblogging this again.
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COTTONTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whitecreek:
Even though I knew it was going to happen (because that’s how it went down in the real world) it still broke my heart. His death and Bud’s both killed me.
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oneweekoneplay:
kaylaconspiracy:
oneweekoneplay:
kaylaconspiracy answered your question: Something common with plays as they open on…
While I have played into stunt casting before (Much Ado with David Tennant and Catherine Tate), I’d much rather the focus be on the play.
I think there’s a balance that can be struck — in David Tennant’s case he was at least a seasoned stage actor before...
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“Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face.”
top twenty movies - 9/20
operation-restoration:
I quote this movie at work and no one ever knows what I’m talking about. It’s sad.
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oneweekoneplay:
kaylaconspiracy answered your question: Something common with plays as they open on…
While I have played into stunt casting before (Much Ado with David Tennant and Catherine Tate), I’d much rather the focus be on the play.
I think there’s a balance that can be struck — in David Tennant’s case he was at least a seasoned stage actor before landing Who, so you know he has the stage...
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nineeyedoracle:
kaylaconspiracy:
nineeyedoracle replied to your photo: Skirt that mom just finished. I’m in charge of…
:o pretty. & I spy vans!! LOVE VANSSS.
Thanks! And yep those are my lovely vans. I have a few pairs back in Florida still. They’re also the shoes I was wearing when you saw me today.
Were they? yesssssssssssss. :3
Yep! I always wear them to work. I love them.
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A radical dame who likes to play games: diabsoule:... →
diabsoule:
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cerebralzero:
robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
“You morons and your guns will never survive…