Rocket Raccoon upon meeting Bucky for the first time


Bucky: …

Rocket: Yeah, I’m gonna need his arm.

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This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

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to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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Excuse me but have you accepted Peter Quill as your Star Lord and Savior?


We are Groot! - Guardians of the Galaxy

Happy 30th birthday, Bastian Schweinsteiger ! (01.08.1984)

(Source: theonpinkman, via elreus)

Posted 19 hours ago (originally theonpinkman) + 805 notes

I lost it at that after credit scene.

Aw thanks! You just made my day.

Ok…I like that little top part but is there anything I can do with the rest?

Trying to figure out what to go with my hair when I go out tonight




Sorry, I love my family

Bongs are wrong, bro

'Im calling the cops on you'

Cool as a fucking cucumber

(Source: vvarinn)

Posted 1 day ago (originally vvarinn) + 42,893 notes


alttext: The nice thing about headcannons is that it’s really easy to get other people to believe in them.

guys. today’s xkcd. guys

Posted 1 day ago (originally batmansymbol) + 267 notes
  • Obama: Who am I?
  • FDR: You are the president
  • Obama: I dont know what that is
  • Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
  • Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
  • Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
  • Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
  •  -Washington Appears-
  • Obama: Are you freedom?
  • Washington: No, but I can help you find her
  • Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president
Posted 1 day ago (originally kiwipuffs) + 9,534 notes