“it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca” — my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via deandrareynold)

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bitteroreo:

aestheticrequiem:

nocturnepixie:

troyesivan:

uglygirlsclub:

need more friends who will

  • hang out in lingerie and drink wine w me
  • go on midnight walks w me
  • make art w me/ inspire me/ let me photograph them
  • dance w me 

who the fuck hangs out in lingerie and drinks wine

I would!

I’d do it in a heartbeat

Fuck it why not…

(via scarymerry)

cupcakemichi:

iosaturnalia:

mulan-tinkerbell:

almatair:

Aww that’s so-

Oh hey shes getting olde-

Hey wait…

No…

NO!


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

NO YOU MADE ME SAD NO

(via scarymerry)

Posted 14 hours ago (originally almatair) + 271,520 notes

unabellaanima:

holdmypurse:

loli-ass:

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.

this is so rude. does no one realize these people are crying because their beliefs and lifestyles are being forced to change every time someone who doesn’t agree is elected? right or wrong, them being upset is 100% justifiable and mocking them for it just makes you a huge fucking piece of shit.

Lmaooooooooooo

(via cognitivedissonance)

I was having so much trouble tonight I’m surprised I manged to even get into this. My muscles are insanely tight and the fact I was feeling sick from eating too close to class made it worse.

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

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One of several places to see blood from tonight’s lyra session.

Posted 1 day ago

She was a cellist. Second chair, Portland symphony. Saw her play whenever I was in town. Ever see a beautiful woman play the cello? It’s something else. She laughed at my jokes, too, which was a very nice bonus.
- You know where she is now?
Of course I do.

Posted 1 day ago (originally buckysbarnes) + 1,715 notes

It only took four seasons for them to come up with copycat paterns.

Posted 1 day ago

embarrassedpokerface:

i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta-

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well okay, that’s cute but-

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oh my god

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hold on don’t

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wait i’m

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JE SUS  F CUK I SAID WAIT

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i’M

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STOP

(via speedy-the-quid-kid)

futureconflicted:

marlbororedgirl:

pulpnonfic:

stephiejae:

becausejensenackles:

ectobling:

in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

I’m in.

As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.

but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself

World War 1 began in july 1914…

well shit

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Posted 1 day ago (originally ectobling) + 814,443 notes

soflyniggaswannastalkme:

meat-circus:

kaliwallace:

that’s my girl

I don’t know the context but

this girl is the embodiment of how i want to live my life

(via basiquebitch)

Posted 1 day ago (originally kaliwallace) + 175,481 notes

Natalie Dormer - S Moda Magazine - April 2014

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