Basti in new Funny Frisch tv-spot
That second frame reminds me of inspirational intros to 90s tv shows.
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
And I thought that I fuck up rice.
“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.” — jaythenerdkid (via sexual-feelings)
I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches when Sherlock slams his hands on the table, I’d say it’s safe to bet that one of his many crimes was spousal abuse.
That would certainly account for why Sherlock ensured his execution.
And why Sherlock got so enraged when he saw that she had been hurt
And why she acted as if she were perfectly fine when she was hurt.
wow can we not
And why she was able to remain calm and still sneak the phone out and why Sherlock knew she would be okay despite John’s worrying - because she’s been through worse and persevered.
And why he didn’t want her to leave England. He wouldn’t be able to keep an eye out on her.
And why he got so mad at Mycroft for telling her to shut up because her husband also abused her verbally.
I’ve already reblogged this once but I have to reblog it again because of the new comments about mycroft.
"Ronald cried into his oatmeal."
I’m so done with this Christian Harry Potter story.
I hate getting out of showers but I love sitting in my towel for hours once I do.
I need a theme for the winter student showcase and haven’t really been able to come up with anything other than Nuclear Winter. The only other idea I’ve had so far has been Twilight Zone. So…there’s that.
the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.
Tumblr didn’t like the videos, so I gif’d instead.
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
Guys on tumblr are literally the best.
An artist who stops making art is committing emotional suicide. Get off the couch and start painting again.
I love my skin!