Rocket Raccoon upon meeting Bucky for the first time
Rocket: Yeah, I’m gonna need his arm.
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
Excuse me but have you accepted Peter Quill as your Star Lord and Savior?
me while listening to the guardians soundtrack
We are Groot! - Guardians of the Galaxy
Happy 30th birthday, Bastian Schweinsteiger ! (01.08.1984)
I lost it at that after credit scene.
Ok…I like that little top part but is there anything I can do with the rest?
Sorry, I love my family
Bongs are wrong, bro
'Im calling the cops on you'
Cool as a fucking cucumber
alttext: The nice thing about headcannons is that it’s really easy to get other people to believe in them.
guys. today’s xkcd. guys
- Obama: Who am I?
- FDR: You are the president
- Obama: I dont know what that is
- Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
- Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
- Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
- Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
- -Washington Appears-
- Obama: Are you freedom?
- Washington: No, but I can help you find her
- Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president