lostwithoutmydoctor:

crucio-sweetcrucio:

piercing-whore:

• Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s War
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bin Laden
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afganistan
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of the Soldier
• Harry Potter and the Order of Seal Team 6
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Bombing

I CAN’T.

OH, GOSH

LET AMERICA SHOW YOU HOW HARRY POTTER IS DONE.

happyfeminist:

thereisafish:

You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of every particle that was her beloved child remains with her in this world. You want the physicist to tell your weeping father that amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got.

And at one point you’d hope that the physicist would step down from the pulpit and walk to your brokenhearted spouse there in the pew and tell him that all the photons that ever bounced off your face, all the particles whose paths were interrupted by your smile, by the touch of your hair, hundreds of trillions of particles, have raced off like children, their ways forever changed by you. And as your widow rocks in the arms of a loving family, may the physicist let her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are her eyes, that those photons created within her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever.

And the physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. There may be a few fanning themselves with their programs as he says it. And he will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.

And you’ll want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure, that scientists have measured precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and that they’ll be comforted to know your energy’s still around. According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly. Amen.

• Aaron Freeman

this is beautiful.

(Source: NPR)

gallifreyanheart:

1. STUPID HAIR.
2. STUPID FRECKLES.
3. STUPID DECEPTIVELY TONED, LANKY BODY.
4. STUPID SENSE OF HUMOR.
5. STUPID NECK.
6. STUPID HANDS WITH STUPID LONG FINGERS.
7. STUPID CHOCOLATEY BROWN EYES.
8. STUPID EYEBROWS.
9. STUPID VELVET SUITS.
10. STUPID LIP-LICKING HABIT.
11. STUPID SLOW-BLINKING HABIT.
12. STUPID BOTTOM LIP.
13. STUPID LAUGH.
14. STUPID TEN-INCH.
15. STUPID SCRUFF.
16. STUPID SMILE.
17. STUPID WONKY EAR.  (SRSLY ONE OF ‘EM’S WONKY.  CHECK IT OUT)
18. STUPID ACCENT.
19. STUPID SCENT I PRESUME.
20. STUPID FANBOYISH BEHAVIOR.
21. STUPID ARSE.
22. STUPID SINGLE PAIR OF SHORTS.

gaffegaffe:

“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)

This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?

(via jaimealyse)

hot damn

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That’s my representative!

(via nemophilablues)

She deserves flowers, a cheese platter, chocolates, wine of the month, and one night with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

(via desertmar)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Goddess of Power (The Legend of Zelda Shot)

Ingredients:
1 cl grenadine
1 cl licor 43
1 cl Cassis Bar Sirup (cassis syrup)

Directions: Mix all ingredients in a shot glass and let loose the fire.

“With her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth.”

(Drink created by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.)
Goddess of Courage shot
Goddess of Wisdom Shot 

Zelda and it has one of my favorite liqueurs in it!

Going to try a few more places around Easton tomorrow and then email with the job placement dept of the school so they can start calling places for me and getting me hired. 

Now I just need to decide between finishing King Lear or working on my German. 

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Portal Two (Portal 2 cocktails)

Ingredients:
Blue Curacao
Vodka
Lemonade 
Cointreau
Rum 
Orangina 
Small tumblers

Directions: “This drink is, of course, designed to resemble the two coloured portals from the excellent sci-fi puzzle game. For the blue version, get a small tumbler and pour in 10ml of Blue Curacao, 10ml of vodka and top up with lemonade. For orange you’ll need another tumbler, this time filled with 10ml of Cointreau, 10ml of rum and Orangina. If you fancy, you can jazz the glasses up with coloured sugar rims. Simply pour some sugar into a sandwich bag with the relevant food colouring, shake them up, pour the resulting mix into a dish and dip your tumbler in. “You can mix the portals together if you like,” says James. “It’s a very orangey flavour, which we thought tied in with The Orange Box, the compilation in which the original Portal appeared.”

The finest beverage breakthroughs from the Aperture alcohol research labs. Drink them in the name of science. You monster.

Drink created by James Dance of Loading for an article in The Guardian. Check out the article for the rest of the drinks and check out Loading for a great gaming bar and cafe.

Might get some stuff to make these too. :)

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Eleventh Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver (Doctor Who: The Adventure Games cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 shot vodka
1 shot blue curacao
1 splash Rose Blue Raspberry Mix
Fill glass with orange juice (to color)

Directions: Add first three ingredients into a highball glass with ice.  Fill the rest of the glass with orange juice.  Say “Geronimo” and drink up!

“Ah! Big, flashy, lighty thing, that’s what brought me here! Big, flashy, lighty things have got me written all over them! Not actually, but give me time. And a crayon.” -The Doctor (A Christmas Carol)

(Drink created by Mitch Hutts of The Drunken Moogle.)

I’ve made the 10th doctors sonic screwdriver (which is really really good) but I still need to try this one. Maybe when I get paid this week if I don’t have to book a hostel.

healthysoul:

Just chillen’ :) I’m more excited that I can finally do this then I should be.

I really need to get serious about practicing yoga again.

It depends on when mom is finally fully cleared with her shoulder and can work 100% again. We’ll be living even closer to the beach too!

I really need to hang out with people more before then. I want to have people over so I can practice making drinks too! And because I just miss hanging out with people and doing stupid stuff. I want to shoot more rolls on my Diana and people are my favorite subjects. Winter really needs to go away so I can be more social!

catwriter:

“Most people are afraid of suffering. But suffering is a kind of mud to help the lotus flower grow. There cannot be a lotus flower without the mud.”
—Thich Nhat Hanh

The best part of my religions class was studying Buddhism. There is such great beauty and meaning in the lotus flower. It struggles through the mud and emerges beautiful. 

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

tyleroakley:

baldurboo:

crisscockfer:

headmasterzefron:

little-hansel:

thatbritishsmile:

spiceysteel:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

messiahofmirth:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

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i want to ride it around

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what…the fuck is that.

What….the fuck…is…that?

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